Carnies

The state fair was in town for 2 weeks. One of my BFFs, Chesley, and I went Friday night. We have both lived in t-town for a year and this was our first time to attend the fair here. It was a great time. We stuffed ourselves on corn dogs, curly fries with cheese, fresh squeezed lemonade and funnel cake! It was delish! After stuffing our faces and becoming fatties, we explored the fair.

We walked all over the place: saw some cows, exhibits and of course some strange booths. All the carnies are yelling out: Come see the woman covered in hair who has 8 legs! Come see the 2 headed cat! Come see the world's smallest woman! Come see the world's largest man! Come see the siamese donkeys! You get the idea.
So we walked passed all the booths and Chesley decides she wants to go in. She wants to see the spider lady. I very hesitantly pay my $1 and walk in. It is the fakest thing I HAVE ever seen! It was horribly fake! Chesley then decides that she wants to see the world's smallest woman. I was not excited to waste another $1 to see this. Being the great friend that she is and the fact that she did not want to go in alone she plunked down 2 dolla. (Not dollars, but dolla.) We walk in and it was a real woman who is about 2 ft. tall just sitting in this little chair. We felt like the worst people ever. Chesley was speechless. We had no idea that it was going to be a real person sitting there. Needless to say we will NEVER visit one of those little booths again!